Imagine a very special book.
One that has survived in its original form since the time of Constantine the Great.
A secret and powerful book, one full of magic and the knowledge of the ancients.
Travel with this book and the people who come in contact with it, from 300 AD and the newly created capital of the Holy Roman Empire, across the Mediterranean, Europe, the Atlantic Ocean, and North America, to eventually wind up in the tiny town of Armadillo, Texas in the present day.
Meet Sarah Wisinski, middle-aged, divorced, brewery worker, and dreamer, who discovers the ancient tome at a yard sale and along with her best friends Becky and Laura Beth, set out to unlock its secrets. Things go pretty well for their efforts with only a couple of minor mishaps, until the book’s use catches the attention of the “Heavenly Host” and then all Hell breaks loose.
Enter 67 year old Susan Linkinogger, Madam, Wiccan High Priestess, Voodoo Princess, and part-time Zombie Killer. Heaven help us all, because it just might take Susan and her “ladies of the night,” a couple hundred rounds of incendiary shotgun shells, and a little bit of luck to save the town of Armadillo and the world from the looming apocalypse.